Skulls are used in only a few specific ways: as a brain helmet, as a cup from which to drink the blood of puppies, or as a candle base for spooky old crone. They do continue...
Timex is a company that has been around since the days of white wigs and legged transportation. Since then, not much has changed at Timex. While we’re all for putting calculators, apps, and additional cameras continue...
Be honest – until the time you found out about how much fun women could be plastic ruled your life. You definitely had LEGOs, but you probably also had GI Joe or Ninja Turtles, and continue...
Just like the Indians, we believe in using every part of the animal. The end result is a tiny alcohol opening device (don’t let her call it cute) shaped like one of the most manliest animals ever. The bottom line is this - You mess with the beer, you get the horns. You mess with the wine, you get the tail.
$20
These days, there seem to be so many watches out there it can be hard to differentiate. And frankly, most watches all serve the same function–giving your wrist a funky tan line. Also, telling time. continue...
Right around when MC Hammer entered the ministry and Kurt Cobain scratched an itch on the roof of his mouth with a well-aimed shotgun, tape cassettes became truly obsolete. The CD had hit its continue...
Leave it to the Russians to solve a problem the Americans didn’t even know existed – the digital watch. Much like they revolutionized the way we write in space (the pencil) the Russians have reinvented continue...
Suubto’s Core Computer watch is an impressive device: altimeter accurate to fractions of a foot, compass that guides you with commands, barometer and temperature gauges, the list goes on. We’re half-expecting next year’s model continue...
If you want something done right, do it yourself. Famous idiom, one of Gary Oldman’s only memorable lines from Fifth Element, and Agni Tilla’s feeling about watches. Instead of just bitching about the lack of continue...
With sexual harassment lawsuits getting thrown at dudes like panties at a Tom Jones concert (seriously), it’s no wonder we don’t want to reach out and touch someone any more. When it comes to touching continue...
Unless it’s adding a bottle opener to a piece of our clothing the world utilitarian isn’t one that’s thrown around on a regular basis here at Cool Material. Most of the time, utilitarian is synonymous continue...
Do you really need a watch with all twelve numbers on it? No. You need a watch that tells you when to get the hell out of the office – 12 for lunch and 6 continue...
When men speak of wearing rubber, it’s usually about the contraceptive kind. Stone’s creatively-named Black Rubber Watch is the exception to that rule. Smooth black rubber comprises the clasp, band, and housing, giving it continue...
Negative space is such a big deal now that you can talk about it in polite conversation with your friends without even sounding like a hipster douche. Save your breath for hipster mocking and say continue...
Men love gauges. The ones on cars, boats, water heaters, whatever. If it has a gauge, we love it. We can’t really describe our love of tiny rotating needles, but it’s probably based on the continue...
Every man longs for the point in his life when he can buy the sports car he’s being dreaming of since he was five. Unfortunately, most men end up having to sell that car. You continue...
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