Decked Out

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Does Jack Bauer cross the line? Regularly. Does he solve problems with bullets, torture and random violence? All the time. Still, when the President has a next world war starting problem that generally involves terrorists,…

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David Bowie is, well, David fucking Bowie. The man has been a major figure for almost twice as long as most of us here have even been alive. And while we’re not going to get…

Decked Out James Bond

When it comes to Bond, James Bond, we like to think of ourselves as purists. Even though Connery’s Bond will always have a place in our heart–somewhere near the first high school love–we’re kind of…

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There’s no way that we (or any man other than Swanson himself) could fully address the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness with any amount of Decked Out posts. Hell, it wouldn’t even be possible to emulate…

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We want to ride our bikes to work every day, but that just doesn’t happen during the summer because of the heat. Leisurely jaunts to the beach or the bar are fine because refreshment is…

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The reviews are in and, spoiler alert, most people (94-96% actually, including critics) think The Dark Knight is awesome. Christian Bale’s gravelly voice might fit perfectly when paired with a nipple-less suit of armor, but…

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It’s hot outside. Like, really hot outside. Hotter than a Terry Richardson shoot at the beach. Ok, maybe it’s about that hot. You have two options: sit in the a/c all day and get hit in the face with a brick wall of humidity when you run out of beer, or cool off the old fashioned way with water. You’re going to be hot regardless of where you are, so you might as well work on a tan and see some pretty girls in the process. Here’s everything you need to survive a day at the beach.

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It’s finally nice enough outside to warrant using some of those “sick” days you racked up at work on something other than playing hooky. Schedule some time off, send out a mass text, jump in a car (rented or borrowed) and hit the road. To where? Who knows. That’s up to you.

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Unless you’ve been hibernating in your underground bunker for the last few weeks, you’re well aware that the zombie apocalypse is upon us (just like the Mayans predicted). We’re no suckers, we know there are…