Vintage is all the rage these days - clothes, music, equipment, and now porn. Polaroid no longer "exists" as it once did and, oddly enough, its death as a company was the best thing that ever happened to the medium. And now that it's back, we get all the benefits. Before you stop paying attention to us and get ... continue reading
If we did anything with print magazines (if you can remember what those are), Timba Smits would most certainly illustrate the covers. Timba's Illustration Department is a collection of his illustration works from Computer Arts Projects, Street Studio, Vampire Roller Babes, Beastie Boys, and the list goes on. His ... continue reading
It might be a rare occasion, but if you have ever dropped your pocket knife in a pond while out camping, you know the annoyance involved in retrieving that sucker. The Cork Knife eliminates any fear of cutting rope on the side of a lake or whittling wood over a creek while you're on your next trip. The cork handle ... continue reading
Picasso. Van Gogh. da Vinci. Rodin. Matt McMullen. All great artists that gave something back to mankind in the form of artwork that will be remembered for years to come. They also happen to be heavily entrenched (some more than others) in representations of the female form. The only difference between Matt McMullen ... continue reading
We're pretty sure that Hilo Chen is actually a robot in disguise because his paintings are so photo-realistic that it's the only solution that makes sense. There's just no way a mere mortal could capture the intricacies like he does. Things like sweat glistening on boobs, pussy placement (talking about the cat, ... continue reading
Being inside a beautiful woman's domicile is the first and last thing on a man's mind every day - regardless of whether or not it actually happens. The simple truth is that being inside her place for the first time is equal parts voyeuristic and exhibitionistic and yet somehow comfortable. Me In My Place is a site ... continue reading
While women might be celebrities for a number of reasons they all have one thing in common - they're hot. Drop dead, sacrifice a testicle for hot. When it comes to absurdly hot women, two really is better than one. Do we know Scarlett with Sandra and Madonna with Britney are nothing more than publicity stunts? Of course ... continue reading
Going to the doctor is one of the things that men dread most - and for good reason. The only positive thing to come out of a trip to the Doctor's office is a chance to mingle with the nurses, everything else is just pain and reprimands about how you drink too much, smoke, and don't sleep enough. If the nurses look ... continue reading
We sat down several hours ago and tried to write something clever about this video--a video in which model Daisy Lowe dances in her underwear--but the words weren't coming. To get things flowing, we consulted the thesaurus, our muses, and eventually some peyote. Turns out it's tough to write when everything is glowing ... continue reading
If you're anything like us, your first fantasies about getting CPR from a hot chick started the first time you "accidentally" turned on Baywatch. As if hot chicks giving you CPR wasn't already an impossible fantasy, Sexy CPR takes it up a notch by taking off more clothes. And then just for good measure they added a ... continue reading
When you can type just about anything into Google and end up at a streaming porn site, Playboy is about as relevant as MySpace. Correction: Playboy used to be as relevant as MySpace. And then someone from Playboy (who probably doesn't need a blue pill) took their head out of their ass and did a 21st century course ... continue reading
There are few things more satisfying than watching a woman handle balls (even if it's only bowling), except when she's super hot and she's half-naked.
We introduced you to JACQUES on paper before, and then again when they started making videos, but the The Sports Issue, Trailer 2 is a whole new ball game. The JACQUES ... continue reading
You can't turn on the tv anymore without getting inundated by commercials about some afc (that's average frustrated chump for those of you not in the know) getting raped by a bunch of ridiculously hot chicks because he sprayed "deodorant body spray" all over himself. We all know the "Axe Effect" is bullshit, but that ... continue reading
Contrary to popular belief, men listen when women talk (occasionally absorbing some of the conversation) so we expect the opposite to be true. Why else would we constantly be hearing about how the relationship is a two-way street? It's no surprise then that when we talked, you listened. But just like real life, men ... continue reading
Tony Stamolis is not cool with the current disconnect between food and porn. Men love food and men love porn, so why not combine them? It seems crazy at first, but after a look at the pictures (NSFW!) you're bound to have one of those "why didn't I think of that?" moments. T&T&A is a pictorial collection ... continue reading
Women get all kinds of advice from magazines from how to dress to how to please a man in the bedroom, and even what to cook for us. And while it's not all bad (with hotties like Kristen Bell and Jessica Alba on the cover) these mags are lacking much needed male insights. For example, we're actually not that interested ... continue reading
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