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Halfanese

Francis Kmiecik, like most every other red-blooded male, has a penchant for hot women. But women with neon antlers, skeleton clothing, and giant tigers aren't frequently found (outside of Vegas) - so Kmiecik started illustrating them for his site Halfanese. Redheads, blondes, and brunettes with tattoos, fixies, ... continue reading
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LyteShow: Military-Grade Gatorade SPONSORED

Raw eggs, tripe soup, and bull horn tea are just some of the hangover cures people swear by around the world. A less gross and far more effective way to feel better is to simply get liquids and electrolytes back in your body as quickly as possible. Instead of downing bottles of water and Gatorade, use LyteShow. The electrolyte-packed concentrate is the quickest way to feel better after a night of heavy drinking. The mineral base was tested on wildfire firefighters, and unlike sports drinks, LyteShow contains no calories, sugars, carbs, or artificial flavors. It's the healthy way to kill a hangover fast. ... check it out
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Pornaloid (NSFW)

Vintage is all the rage these days - clothes, music, equipment, and now porn. Polaroid no longer "exists" as it once did and, oddly enough, its death as a company was the best thing that ever happened to the medium. And now that it's back, we get all the benefits. Before you stop paying attention to us and get ... continue reading
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Timba’s Illustration Department

If we did anything with print magazines (if you can remember what those are), Timba Smits would most certainly illustrate the covers. Timba's Illustration Department is a collection of his illustration works from Computer Arts Projects, Street Studio, Vampire Roller Babes, Beastie Boys, and the list goes on. His ... continue reading
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Honey Pie (NSFW)

Picasso. Van Gogh. da Vinci. Rodin. Matt McMullen. All great artists that gave something back to mankind in the form of artwork that will be remembered for years to come. They also happen to be heavily entrenched (some more than others) in representations of the female form. The only difference between Matt McMullen ... continue reading
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Me In My Place

Being inside a beautiful woman's domicile is the first and last thing on a man's mind every day - regardless of whether or not it actually happens. The simple truth is that being inside her place for the first time is equal parts voyeuristic and exhibitionistic and yet somehow comfortable. Me In My Place is a site ... continue reading
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Eizo Medical Imaging Pin-Up Calendar

Going to the doctor is one of the things that men dread most - and for good reason. The only positive thing to come out of a trip to the Doctor's office is a chance to mingle with the nurses, everything else is just pain and reprimands about how you drink too much, smoke, and don't sleep enough. If the nurses look ... continue reading
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Daisy Lowe for British Esquire

We sat down several hours ago and tried to write something clever about this video--a video in which model Daisy Lowe dances in her underwear--but the words weren't coming. To get things flowing, we consulted the thesaurus, our muses, and eventually some peyote.  Turns out it's tough to write when everything is glowing ... continue reading
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Super Sexy CPR

If you're anything like us, your first fantasies about getting CPR from a hot chick started the first time you "accidentally" turned on Baywatch. As if hot chicks giving you CPR wasn't already an impossible fantasy, Sexy CPR takes it up a notch by taking off more clothes. And then just for good measure they added a ... continue reading
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Playboy 3D

When you can type just about anything into Google and end up at a streaming porn site, Playboy is about as relevant as MySpace. Correction: Playboy used to be as relevant as MySpace. And then someone from Playboy (who probably doesn't need a blue pill) took their head out of their ass and did a 21st century course ... continue reading
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Jacques: The Sports Issue, Trailer 2

There are few things more satisfying than watching a woman handle balls (even if it's only bowling), except when she's super hot and she's half-naked. We introduced you to JACQUES on paper before, and then again when they started making videos, but the The Sports Issue, Trailer 2 is a whole new ball game. The JACQUES ... continue reading
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The Specsavers Effect

You can't turn on the tv anymore without getting inundated by commercials about some afc (that's average frustrated chump for those of you not in the know) getting raped by a bunch of ridiculously hot chicks because he sprayed "deodorant body spray" all over himself. We all know the "Axe Effect" is bullshit, but that ... continue reading