It’s a little known fact that Kate Upton did not exist before the year 2012. She actually magically appeared out of the thin blue air and proceeded to infiltrate our dreams. Based on this cover for the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, she’ll continue her domination in the new year. Whether her ultimate goal is to enslave us all and eat us for sustenance is still unknown. ... continue reading
Once a year, for over 10 years, subway riders across the globe travel sans pants. This is not just a bunch of extremely hammered bar patrons (though, there probably are a few), these are willing participants in the annual Improv Everywhere No Pants Subway Ride. 2013 marked the 12th year of the “Man, it sure is breezy in here” event. For your pleasure, here are some of the ladies who took part in this year’s undie ride. ... continue reading
It might be a rare occasion, but if you have ever dropped your pocket knife in a pond while out camping, you know the annoyance involved in retrieving that sucker. The Cork Knife eliminates any fear of cutting rope on the side of a lake or whittling wood over a creek while you're on your next trip. The cork handle ... continue reading
Every week over the past year, we’ve posted at least one link roundup. Each features things we think are generally awesome. That includes beautiful women. Without fail, we will receive one or more comments every time telling us that the pictures of these women are in poor taste (despite the fact that we look for tastefully done work from skilled photographers). It will also turn out to be the most clicked on link on our page for the week . ...... continue reading
Listen, we appreciate a king size Milky Way as much as the next guy, but as adult males, the most exciting thing about Halloween is clearly the sexy costumes. Since it’s our civic duty to share some of these every year with you, here you go. ... continue reading
Hey Terry Richardson, our offer stands, we will gladly be your assistant for any amount of time. Can we bring anything stylistically to your photo shoots No. We can, however, get you coffee, do paperwork and stare awkwardly at the beautiful women you photograph. If you’re wondering why we would carry around drinks and do meaningless tasks like some underappreciated intern, just check out some of these recent Kate Upton outtakes. ... continue reading
Comic-Con has become the Halloween party of your dreams. Where, not only do women dress up all sexy-like, but they do so in a way that turns on your inner geek. Sure these gals probably have no idea who’s in the Justice League or have ever flipped through a copy of Spawn, but, frankly, we really don’t care.
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Another day, another zombie attack. It’s getting closer to the end my friends. At least you can take solace in the fact that the apocalypse won’t be devoid of hotties. ... continue reading
Upon first glance, Coachella appears to be some sort of gathering of Native American princesses. Yet despite the girls in full Indian headdresses and frayed tops, what we love about Coachella is the outdoor party feel. It makes us think of cold beer and these kinds of women:
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For the 11th year in a row, people everywhere took off their pants and rode public transportation in the name of Improv Everywhere's No Pants Subway Ride. 2012 saw tens of thousands of people from 59 cities in 27 countries step outside (in the sometimes frigid weather) in their Sunday best. Here are our favorites. ... continue reading
On February 16, 2011 the world changed for the better. There was no new Apple product, no streamlined carbon fiber road rocket and no new messenger bag. What changed the game? How about the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? Featuring cover girl Irina Shayk, there aren't enough adjectives for amazing in the ... continue reading
The ultimate goal of most New Year's resolutions is more time without pants. Eating healthy, working out more and getting a better job all point in that direction. While most of us are probably already failing resolution wise, women the world over succeeded in epic fashion with Improv Everywhere's No Pants Subway ... continue reading
The Internet's given us at least two very important things, direct to customer sales and scantily clad women. Even though admitting we've had our fill of either would be a blatant lie, our tastes have evolved. What do we want? Less plastic and more patchouli - or just more amateur work. We put our heads together ... continue reading
It's time once again for every red-blooded male's favorite time of year - Halloween. You might get presents at Christmas and pie at Thanksgiving, but Halloween is the gift that keeps on giving. In the form of hardly clothed, inhibition-less, pseudo-lesbians willing to do just about anything to turn heads. Especially ... continue reading
Francis Kmiecik, like most every other red-blooded male, has a penchant for hot women. But women with neon antlers, skeleton clothing, and giant tigers aren't frequently found (outside of Vegas) - so Kmiecik started illustrating them for his site Halfanese. Redheads, blondes, and brunettes with tattoos, fixies, ... continue reading
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