Vintage is all the rage these days - clothes, music, equipment, and now porn. Polaroid no longer "exists" as it once did and, oddly enough, its death as a company was the best thing that ever happened to the medium. And now that it's back, we get all the benefits. Before you stop paying attention to us and get all click happy, this is all straight up porn. There's no black bag, no censoring, and absolutely nothing safe for work (unless you work in the porn industry). It's vintage Polaroid porn and it's all on the Internet. Is it art? Sure. Is it tasteful? Debatable. All we know is it's called Pornaloid.
When you can type just about anything into Google and end up at a streaming porn site, Playboy is about as relevant as MySpace. Correction: Playboy used to be as relevant as MySpace. And then someone from Playboy (who probably doesn't need a blue pill) took their head out of their ass and did a 21st century course ... continue reading
In an effort to rid your home of candles that look and smell like they belong in a shore home filled with wicker, we present these Black Skull Candles. Made of 100% paraffin wax, each will add a touch of stylish horror to your pad. Available in Single Large or Small 3-Pack. ... check it out
Do you remember Pink Floyd? Of course you do. Do you remember any Pink Floyd music videos? (The Wall doesn't count.) Probably not, but you would if their marketing guy was the same guy who came up with the idea for the song I Can Hardly Wait by Complicated Universal Cum. I Can Hardly Wait is half Thom Yorke, half Pink ... continue reading
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is an organization you're probably familiar with and it's the largest animal rights organization in the world (member base larger than the population of Botswana). You're also probably familiar with their racy print and television ads that many organizations refuse ... continue reading
The only real secret that Victoria has been keeping is that you have options... plenty of options. Lingerie has been the go-to gift for the wife/girlfriend/significant other for as long as there have been birthdays, anniversaries, and Hallmark. You already shop for gadgets, apocalypse survival tools, and ludicrously ... continue reading
Apparently this new year - the first of the new decade - is affectionately going to be called Twenty-ten and not two thousand and ten, two thousand ten, or two oh ten. Seriously, there's a movement for it and everything. Some people are far too concerned with function and not style when referring to years. Take ... continue reading
In what is sure to become the biggest WTF product moment since the Fleshlight (and the most creative use of a domain name yet), there is now Vulva. http://www.smellmeand.com (This page has been rated NSFW2 - Not Safe For Work & Not Safe For Wife - consider yourself warned.) Somewhere, someone (odds are it was ... continue reading
Lesbians - A dream every man has, but few realize. There's two (sets) of everything along with different sizes, colors, and personalities. What more could a man possibly ask four? How about an Arthurian city (complete with castle) where the only residency requirement is a love of the female form. Well, that, and ... continue reading
If you like all types of women then you may appreciate women made from different types. Taylor Lane knows how to layout a Pinup Calendar like no other designer. Each month in this award winning calendar features a different typeface like Bembo or Bodoni, arranged to create beautiful nude pinups. Although incredibly ... continue reading
Girls who game are definitely sexy, but what about girls who game in their undies? There's something special about a girl who can pull off a head shot in Halo, but when it comes down to it nothing can come close to a cute girl throwing some serious punches in a bikini. The Wii might not be our favorite console, ... continue reading
It's no surprise that our all-time #1 product on Cool Material is the Big Book of Breasts. We decided to give you guys more of what you want with a list of books about boobs, butts and other glorious parts of the female form.
The Breast Book: An Intimate and Curious History
Gain some new perspective on ... continue reading
If you enjoyed 18 Hilarious Sex Products, then check out round 2! We've uncovered even more of the weirdest and most hilarious sex toys ever!
Middle Finger Vibrator
It's hard to imagine that this particular device has any real purpose other than as to be given as a gag gift. Seriously, this is about ... continue reading