No longer relegated to the likes of B-movies and fat jokes, this has become an actual legal defense. Edward Ates claimed (in court) that he was
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For cover at Club Bounce in Long Beach, California.
In the ever-expanding Fat is Phat movement,
Club Bounce is now open and caters to fat people. This new club scene has been met with
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Let's face it, the aftermath of your most recent encounter with a bong was probably coma-inducing, left a bad taste in your mouth, may have involved the authorities, and ended with you quite thirsty. While
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Taking a page straight out of Usher's book, Erin Williamson
stripped down to his birthday suit (clap!) and drank some coffee. Then he got thrown in the slammer for indecent exposure because a
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Apparently Kanye is a huge Cool Material fan and was quite upset when his name got left off the
Fauxbitutainment list last week. So upset in fact, that he
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Beer is the great equalizer. It makes everything more amusing, it makes everyone hotter, and helps you rationalize your unlimited texting plan. Apparently it also helps you make great decisions like:
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Can lead to: losing your keys, getting a good night's sleep, ice cream, and time travel. Federal prosecution policies for medical marijuana were
loosened on Monday by the Obama administration from the previous
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Morehouse College is killing whales! At the very least, they're keeping the tails closeted. Morehouse college
officially banned "cross-dressing" on their campus. (Apparently men can rock whaletails too; who knew?) They also banned
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Ah Budweiser, the self-proclaimed "King Of Beers," but only for ridiculously drunk people. In this case it's the now famous
"Drunkest Guy Ever" going for more beer. (Now with added security camera footage.)
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Breaking News! Police in central Pennsylvania have nabbed Cesar Lopez, the reformed Indian Poker player turned marijuana aficionado. On Saturday morning he was seen 75 miles away peering into his baseball cap (no word yet
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If you live in Wisconsin, there are a number of absurd food related things you can get thrown in the clink for: margarine (illegal at one point), cheese making (without a license of course), and
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Let's be realistic, we've all been exactly where that girl is going to be in the morning. Normal people get a designated driver, call a cab, or, stupidly, drive home intoxicated. Worst case scenario, you
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Breaking news from the Department of Redundancy Department -
Reka Urbin is Plastic Surgery Barbie 2009. Did Miss Urbin (Call it a hunch, but she's probably not married) win free plastic surgery?No. Get
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Everyone knows that mustaches make you tough and give you the ability to beat up anyone, but did you know that they also come in handy in the fight against cancer?
Asylum wants anyone
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Lesbians - A dream every man has, but few realize. There's two (sets) of everything along with different sizes, colors, and personalities. What more could a man possibly ask four? How about an Arthurian city
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