• Strippin’ At The Car Wash

    Strippin’ At The Car Wash

    The only thing infinitely more satisfying than buying that sweet new ride is, you guessed it, watching a ridiculously hot girl get all sudsy with that car. Or just watching said ridiculous hot chick get (continue reading…)
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    Tourism in Brazil Plummets Due to Inadequate Clothing

    Tourism in Brazil Plummets Due to Inadequate Clothing

    Military Intelligence. Bad sex. Corporate responsibility. You can agree to disagree, but those are all modern day oxymorons. And now... inadequate clothing. Yes, that's right, inadequate clothing. So inadequate in fact, that it got a (continue reading…)
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    Isla Fisher Is In Time-Out

    Isla Fisher Is In Time-Out

    There are few things in this world that get the fires of the burning like Isla Fisher. It may just be the summation of her incredible assets or her massive gifts, but men the world (continue reading…)
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    What a Piece of Shit

    What a Piece of Shit

    Talk about getting your hands dirty. When New Zealand artist Sam Mahon thinks someone is full of shit he really backs those claims up.  Upset with the fact that New Zealand Environment Minister Nick Smith (continue reading…)
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    Il Postino – The Drunkman

    Il Postino – The Drunkman

    Having a drink after work is acceptable, if not encouraged. Having a drink in the middle of the day is less acceptable, but warranted occasionally.  Getting absolutely-freakin'-smashed during the day? Not so much. First, let's clarify (continue reading…)
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    Black, White, and Dead All Over

    Black, White, and Dead All Over

    There's something out there. It lives... at that truck stop, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead. Something... or someone. That someone is Ademir Jorge Goncalves and he just so happens to (continue reading…)
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    Cutting Work

    Cutting Work

    Do you remember the last time you cut class, work, or any other life obligation you didn't feel like dealing with? With that memory fresh in your mind, would it have been worth stabbing (continue reading…)
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    What Would Joey Do?

    What Would Joey Do?

    He'd peep, that's what! This isn't just another case of some random guy seeking Internet stardom by putting sweet, delicious Easter candy in the microwave. No, it was more a case of life imitating art (continue reading…)
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    More Twattish Than A Twat

    More Twattish Than A Twat

    Remember, remember, the first of November. (If only it had happened 4 days later!) Given that you're here, it's safe to assume that you survived your debaucherous weekend relatively unscathed (dignity not withstanding of course). (continue reading…)
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    Rocky Horror Picture Fail

    Rocky Horror Picture Fail

    Before giving himself over to absolute pleasure, before swimming the warm waters of sins of the flesh, before the erotic nightmares beyond any measure, before the sensual daydreams to treasure forever - there (continue reading…)
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