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The Girls of Etsy

The Internet's given us at least two very important things, direct to customer sales and scantily clad women. Even though admitting we've had our fill of either would be a blatant lie, our tastes have evolved. What do we want? Less plastic and more patchouli - or just more amateur work. We put our heads together ... continue reading
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The Obligatory Sexy Halloween Costume Gallery

It's time once again for every red-blooded male's favorite time of year - Halloween. You might get presents at Christmas and pie at Thanksgiving, but Halloween is the gift that keeps on giving. In the form of hardly clothed, inhibition-less, pseudo-lesbians willing to do just about anything to turn heads. Especially ... continue reading
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Nice Laundry Sock Drawer Makeover SPONSORED

Season after season, Nice Laundry churns out the cleanest, most edited collection of socks out there. Their Spring/Summer 2015 collection just launched and the highlight is their “Sock Drawer Makeover," which is 18 pairs of fresh, high-quality socks for just $99 with free shipping. That's a fraction of the price you’d pay anywhere else. Plus, they’ll recycle all of your old socks for free—whether you’re a Wild Child or a Dreamer, that’s some Spring Cleaning you’ll actually do this year. Cool Material readers can even receive a special, limited-edition bonus pair with their first order. ... check it out
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Porn Versions of Classic Films

The porn industry has a truly impressive talent for taking the seemingly innocuous titles of popular movies--titles absent of sexual innuendo--and somehow change a letter or two resulting in something that makes men grin and nuns faint. Well turns out that talent is just sort of genetically imbedded in some of ... continue reading
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Halfanese

Francis Kmiecik, like most every other red-blooded male, has a penchant for hot women. But women with neon antlers, skeleton clothing, and giant tigers aren't frequently found (outside of Vegas) - so Kmiecik started illustrating them for his site Halfanese. Redheads, blondes, and brunettes with tattoos, fixies, ... continue reading
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Honey Pie (NSFW)

Picasso. Van Gogh. da Vinci. Rodin. Matt McMullen. All great artists that gave something back to mankind in the form of artwork that will be remembered for years to come. They also happen to be heavily entrenched (some more than others) in representations of the female form. The only difference between Matt McMullen ... continue reading
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Me In My Place

Being inside a beautiful woman's domicile is the first and last thing on a man's mind every day - regardless of whether or not it actually happens. The simple truth is that being inside her place for the first time is equal parts voyeuristic and exhibitionistic and yet somehow comfortable. Me In My Place is a site ... continue reading
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Celebrity Kisses Men Would Kill For

While women might be celebrities for a number of reasons they all have one thing in common - they're hot. Drop dead, sacrifice a testicle for hot. When it comes to absurdly hot women, two really is better than one. Do we know Scarlett with Sandra and Madonna with Britney are nothing more than publicity stunts? Of course ... continue reading
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Eizo Medical Imaging Pin-Up Calendar

Going to the doctor is one of the things that men dread most - and for good reason. The only positive thing to come out of a trip to the Doctor's office is a chance to mingle with the nurses, everything else is just pain and reprimands about how you drink too much, smoke, and don't sleep enough. If the nurses look ... continue reading
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Daisy Lowe for British Esquire

We sat down several hours ago and tried to write something clever about this video--a video in which model Daisy Lowe dances in her underwear--but the words weren't coming. To get things flowing, we consulted the thesaurus, our muses, and eventually some peyote.  Turns out it's tough to write when everything is glowing ... continue reading
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Kim Joon Body Art

When it comes to "art," there's a different style, period, painter, illustrator, and medium for everyone. Maybe your favorite artist is Duchamp, maybe it's Van Gogh. The point is, getting dudes to agree on something they couldn't normally care less about used to be difficult - and then there was bodypainting. Take ... continue reading
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Jacques: The Sports Issue, Trailer 2

There are few things more satisfying than watching a woman handle balls (even if it's only bowling), except when she's super hot and she's half-naked. We introduced you to JACQUES on paper before, and then again when they started making videos, but the The Sports Issue, Trailer 2 is a whole new ball game. The JACQUES ... continue reading
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Complicated Universal Cum – I Can Hardly Wait

Do you remember Pink Floyd? Of course you do. Do you remember any Pink Floyd music videos? (The Wall doesn't count.) Probably not, but you would if their marketing guy was the same guy who came up with the idea for the song I Can Hardly Wait by Complicated Universal Cum. I Can Hardly Wait is half Thom Yorke, half Pink ... continue reading
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The Specsavers Effect

You can't turn on the tv anymore without getting inundated by commercials about some afc (that's average frustrated chump for those of you not in the know) getting raped by a bunch of ridiculously hot chicks because he sprayed "deodorant body spray" all over himself. We all know the "Axe Effect" is bullshit, but that ... continue reading