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Squarespace Makes It Easy to Share Your Passion with the World

Squarespace Makes It Easy to Share Your Passion with the World

Make 2016 the year you finally turn that website idea into reality. Don’t worry, you don’t need coding classes or boring textbooks. Squarespace is the website publishing platform that allows anyone to easily create beautiful websites, blogs, portfolios, and e-commerce stores without touching a line of code. Not only that, you’ll get a personal domain and free hosting with every account, apps that allow you to monitor and update your site on the go, a free professional logo, and live support, 24/7. With Cover Pages, you can even create an easy to use single page website. Plus, as a Cool Material reader, you can save 10% off your first purchase with code COOLMATERIAL.

How To: Drink in Public

How To: Drink in Public

The US dollar is worth less than your POGS collection. Our professional sports are more drama than anything else. All the other countries in the world appear to have much hotter WAGs. But if there is one thing that we truly excel at, it's drinking. America may not be at the top o...

The Biology of Getting Drunk

The Biology of Getting Drunk

Image from The Hangover courtesy of Film Drunk It’s something we humans have been doing for ages, and it goes by many names: getting inebriated, plastered, wasted, housed, trashed, canned, trash-canned, and of course drunk, or, as it’s often spelled in text messages, d...

If Men Wrote Mother's Day Cards

If Men Wrote Mother's Day Cards

Hallmark cards have become a necessity for practically every occasion that involves a woman, but no "holiday" ranks higher on that list than Mother's Day. At least with Valentine's Day and your anniversary you only have to buy a card for one person (in most states). Mother's Day ...

If Men Wrote Hallmark Cards

If Men Wrote Hallmark Cards

When we go looking for greeting cards we do what every other man does - we find the slot closest to empty and we buy that one. After all, someone had to have read the card in that slot at some point and decided it was worth buying so we're just going to trust them and go with it....

Know Your Meme

Know Your Meme

You didn't plan on getting anything productive done at work today, did you? That last big project you're working on is just going to have to wait til 2010 because you can kiss your productivity goodbye thanks to Know Your Meme. In what can only be described as an undertaking ...

What Should You Drink? Beer Edition

What Should You Drink? Beer Edition

2009 is going to go down as the Christmas of beer. You have already learned awesome ways to win free beer. You also got educated on what to do with the empties when you're done.  The only question left is - what beer should you be drinking? (She may be hot, but someone liked...

20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer

20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer

There are a lot of things we all know about beer - it's delicious, we're all geniuses after consumption, and you can never have enough of it.  Knowing these things will not get you free beers, but The Oatmeal has twenty things that just might. For instance, if the ancient...

People Of Public Transit

People Of Public Transit

Is that T-Pain's hair? Samberg's nautical themed pashmina afghan? No, it's People Of Public Transit - the latest in what is sure to become a long list of websites inspired by People Of Walmart. Public Transit is cheap and convenient - it's a public, chauffeured booze cruise. ...

The 10 Douchiest Sports

The 10 Douchiest Sports

Everyone knows that sports have douchebags (A-Rod, Canseco, Bonds, et al.), but what about douchebags that have sports? This list represents bad ideas, failed attempts at reviving childhood activities, and sheer retardedness. These "sports" can, and will, make you a douche. I...