The porn industry has a truly impressive talent for taking the seemingly innocuous titles of popular movies--titles absent of sexual innuendo--and somehow change a letter or two resulting in something that makes men grin and nuns faint. Well turns out that talent is just sort of genetically imbedded in some of ... continue reading
You probably already know the benefits of using whiskey stones instead of ice in your drink. Basically, they cool your drink without watering it down so you get all the flavor you expect at a bit more pleasant temperature. With these Icon Whiskey Stones, you can add a bit more fun to your boozing experience. Available ... continue reading
The US dollar is worth less than your POGS collection. Our professional sports are more drama than anything else. All the other countries in the world appear to have much hotter WAGs. But if there is one thing that we truly excel at, it's drinking. America may not be at the top of the list of Most Drunk Countries right ... continue reading
Image from The Hangover courtesy of Film Drunk
It’s something we humans have been doing for ages, and it goes by many names: getting inebriated, plastered, wasted, housed, trashed, canned, trash-canned, and of course drunk, or, as it’s often spelled in text messages, durnkk. It turns out the most correct ... continue reading
Hallmark cards have become a necessity for practically every occasion that involves a woman, but no "holiday" ranks higher on that list than Mother's Day. At least with Valentine's Day and your anniversary you only have to buy a card for one person (in most states). Mother's Day is the special horrifyingly painful ... continue reading
When we go looking for greeting cards we do what every other man does - we find the slot closest to empty and we buy that one. After all, someone had to have read the card in that slot at some point and decided it was worth buying so we're just going to trust them and go with it. Unfortunately, every card in JoAnne's ... continue reading
Contrary to popular belief, men listen when women talk (occasionally absorbing some of the conversation) so we expect the opposite to be true. Why else would we constantly be hearing about how the relationship is a two-way street? It's no surprise then that when we talked, you listened. But just like real life, men ... continue reading
Women get all kinds of advice from magazines from how to dress to how to please a man in the bedroom, and even what to cook for us. And while it's not all bad (with hotties like Kristen Bell and Jessica Alba on the cover) these mags are lacking much needed male insights. For example, we're actually not that interested ... continue reading
You didn't plan on getting anything productive done at work today, did you? That last big project you're working on is just going to have to wait til 2010 because you can kiss your productivity goodbye thanks to Know Your Meme. In what can only be described as an undertaking of epic proportions, someone set out ... continue reading
2009 is going to go down as the Christmas of beer. You have already learned awesome ways to win free beer. You also got educated on what to do with the empties when you're done. The only question left is - what beer should you be drinking? (She may be hot, but someone liked it - so he put a ring on it. As such, ... continue reading
There are a lot of things we all know about beer - it's delicious, we're all geniuses after consumption, and you can never have enough of it. Knowing these things will not get you free beers, but The Oatmeal has twenty things that just might.
For instance, if the ancient Babylonians PBR'd a batch they wouldn't ... continue reading