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Beardvertising

You spent a lot of time growing out that epic beard of yours, now it's high time you start reaping the benefits. Not just the benefits of having incredibly luscious facial hair, but actual financial benefits. Say hello to Beardvertising. Now you can cash in on all that unused real estate growing from your face. You'll receive a BeardBoard advertising some product that you nestle cozily in your beard and get paid up to $5 a day. Look, people are staring at your unkempt and alluring beard anyway, why not make a few bucks in the process? Basically, if you have a beard, you'd be a sucker not to do this. Visit Beardvertising for more details.
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Daft Punk Doing Everyday Things

With Random Access Memories coming out in May, Daft Punk are once again riding a gigantic wave of popularity. Through a guerilla marketing campaign that has left fans in a tizzy, the duo has seemingly reached a new level of untouchability. Or have they? Truth is, despite the masks and larger-than-life shows, the dudes are really just like us. Don’t buy it? Here’s the proof. ... continue reading
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Nice Laundry Sock Drawer Makeover SPONSORED

After Nice Laundry launched their Spring/Summer 2014 collection, they sold out of things within 24 hours. Now that they're are back in stock, grab as much as you possibly can before they're long gone. Check out their "Sock Drawer Makeover", which is 18 pairs of fresh, high-quality socks for $99 with free shipping, a fraction of the price you'd pay elsewhere. Plus, they'll recycle all of your old socks for free--whether you're a Rebel or a Prepster, that's some Spring Cleaning you'll actually do this year. Cool Material readers can receive a special, limited-edition bonus pair with their first order. ... check it out
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Thug Kitchen

Time to break out your motherfucking spatula, bitch. The Thug Kitchen provides you with food knowledge for your cranium without getting all Martha Stewarty on your ass. You’re motherfucking welcome. ... continue reading
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10 Comedians Who Deserve Their Own TV Show

With Louie returning for its third season tomorrow on FX, we thought it was a good time to show some respect to those comedians who haven’t yet reached Louie C.K. level. While these guys might not get away with insulting their Twitter followers and actually gaining fans from it, they are comics we happen to love ... continue reading
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The 27 Worst Places To Wake Up Drunk

The goal of any night out is to have a good time and end up back in bed. It doesn't have to be your bed, it can be owned by an attractive female or located in the guest room of a buddy's house, but it should be a bed. Where you don't want to wake up with your head still spinning, is in any of the following places. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. ...And ... continue reading
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2011 New Year’s Resolution Fails

It's the time of year when gyms are packed with "resolutioners" and your buddy's cubicle is slightly more organized than usual.  Don't worry, it won't last.  Give it two weeks and the benches at the gym will be free and your coworker's desk will be covered in an avalanche of printed emails and empty Diet Coke cans.  ... continue reading
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Facebook Changes We’d Actually Want To See

If you had a dollar for every person who posted their hatred of the new Facebook layout, you'd be able to give Mark Zuckerberg a run for his money.  Okay that's a guess, and most likely a wrong one, but you get our point.  When Facebook made its most recent set of changes the Preteen Panic Meter hit "Justin Bieber ... continue reading
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