Unless companies change what they make laptop keyboards out of we will never come home from a day of work with dirt caked under our fingernails. Sometimes we are happy about that but often we end up staring at a Word document wishing we could do something more rugged for a living. You know, have a job that reeks ... continue reading
There are certain dates we remember – The Super Bowl, when pitchers and catchers report and when Sam Adams changes their seasonal beers – everything else, long shot. Luckily, Forgetful Gentleman not only reminds us when we need to send out a Congratulations, Happy Birthday, or Anniversary note but also helps ... continue reading
It's been dubbed the "world’s most comfortable" underwear, and priced at nearly half of its competitors ($16). After years of research and development and a "24 hour" stress test, MeUndies has created the perfect, contour fitting boxer brief that keeps its shape all day and never rides up. The first 500 Cool Material readers get 30% off orders larger than $75 when using code CM75. Not impressed? MeUndies offers a full refund and lets you even keep your first pair. Offer excludes packs and French Terry.
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Now that our eggnog hangovers have worn off, it’s time to start on those New Year’s resolutions (like less eggnog hangovers). Despite proclaiming that “this year is going to be different,” chances are you’re gonna last about a month at best. But, what if you actually did stick with all the stuff you planned ... continue reading
We all know them, and unfortunately we all encounter them on an all-too-frequent basis. Douchebags. No, not literal douchebags...if you're encountering the actual feminine hygiene product frequently, you are either a gynecologist or a creep. We're talking about the turds that pop their collars, park like assholes, ... continue reading
Cubicle warfare is serious business, so leave your Nerf guns, Super Soakers, and annoying doodads at home - you need the AK47 Aqua Fire. Inheriting most of the traits of it's bullet spewing older brother (inexpensive, durable, easy to use, quick fire), the AK47 Aqua Fire shoots four water "bullets" per second, has ... continue reading
Don't try too hard to be original and write some cheesy poem to let her know how you feel—stick to the classics. No, we're not talking Shakespeare sonnets here. (Would either of you even understand what you were saying?) Stank Sentiments for Sweethearts quote a different kind of rhyming masterpiece, namely rap songs. ... continue reading
All headphones are not created equal. We know, we know, you just got that sweet pair of free headphones from that booth at *insert any social gathering here*, but there's a problem with them that the cute girl forgot to mention. They suck. At the end of the day, yeah, they're headphones, but they can't produce quality ... continue reading
Cool Material is launching a new top-secret channel and needs a freelance writer/blogger and internet junkie who digs chicks, beer, cars and other guy stuff. The ideal candidate is smart, funny and can put drinking and looking at girls on pause for a few hours a week.....(read more)
Whether you're a Max Weinberg wannabe or limit your drumming skills to the Wii, the Drumstick Pencil will have you feeling like the star you are. Perfect for everyday compositions or sketches of your favorite metal band, you can rock out with your stock out using this set of instrument-inspired utensils. Oh yeah, we're ... continue reading
Perhaps the most ingenious invention of our time, Blow Guard, designed by a dentist, meant to keep your tender parts safe from teeth. The best thing about the Blow Guard however is the mini vibrating bullet—there's finally a great toy for guys. So basically it’s a mouth guard with a vibrator… ‘nuff said.
Go Green when you go in the ground with Creative Coffins, environmentally friendly coffins. Available in a wide variety of patterns, designs, and themes, these cool coffins are made from cartonboard materials and are 60% recycled paper and wood. Choose from your country's flag, favorite sport or pastime, nature designs, ... continue reading