Don’t you want to show your paperwork how you really feel about it? Give those docs a piece of your mind with The Middle Finger Paperclip. Each box of 20 paperclips lets you get a little bit of emotion off your chest as you organize the random busywork spread across your desk. The Middle Finger Paperclip is ideal for stacking up those papers at the end of the workday right before you head out for happy hour. Just be careful about passing off a packet with one to your boss or Gladys in accounting.
The Pocket Artillery Mini Cannon is kind of like the slow loris - It looks cute and tame, but it can do some serious damage. The little cannon looks like a harmless desktop accessory, it's nicely polished, available in some eye-catching colors and it seems like an ideal way to show off your eye for design and love ... continue reading
It might be a rare occasion, but if you have ever dropped your pocket knife in a pond while out camping, you know the annoyance involved in retrieving that sucker. The Cork Knife eliminates any fear of cutting rope on the side of a lake or whittling wood over a creek while you're on your next trip. The cork handle ... continue reading
Now that 4/20 has passed, that little pothead in your life may be feeling a bit down. The bong won't be broken out with such fanfare for another year, and all that dirty water has begun to mix with salty tears. If you want to cheer him up and get him back to his giggling self, hand him a cake (or special brownie) ... continue reading
Here at Cool Material we spend most of our time finding products we think you'll love. At the end of the day, we emerge from behind our computer screens slightly off balance from the whiskey we may or may not have consumed, hoping we've done a solid job. We know we're fans of what we're placing on the site, ... continue reading
If you spend your days hunched over a keyboard like a code writing Quasimodo, you probably have little contact with the outside world. This isn't good. You need to keep up your relationships outside of dealing with internet trolls, and what better way to do so than by sending out a few Code Cards. Whether it's just ... continue reading
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Like a good neighbor, State Farm ® is there—with a freaking hot tub. And of course, fast and efficient service when handling your insurance claims. How's that possible? It's the jingle. This catchy magic jingle recently got a sweet, ringtone worthy ... continue reading
Unless you are a big time dealer or have made it on the PBA circuit you might not have the cash to afford The Dude's abode. In fact, we're pretty sure the average Devil's Lettuce pusher or touring bowler couldn't muster up the cash to afford this compound but man would it be sweet. If you're a fan of The Big Lebowski, ... continue reading
How many times have you been searching for just the right greeting card for that special someone only to find bland inscriptions like "I'm so lucky to have you in my life" when what you really want to say is how hot her ass looks in those jeans? Finally someone has stepped up to the plate and given us the Gangster-Rap ... continue reading
A smart guy will keep a stock of cards handy for whatever holiday, celebration or event comes up. Every situation possible is covered. That being said, we can't think of any situation where this card is called for. You sure as hell aren't passing it off as a Christmas card to Grandma or a sympathy card for someone's ... continue reading
SPOILER ALERT: Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. Okay, that might be the most unnecessary spoiler alert ever (aside from ruining the ending of Titanic) but chopping off your son's hand, leaving him for dead and attempting to convert him to evil is not going to win you any "Father of the Year" awards. If ... continue reading
This is a sponsored post brought to you by Dial for Men. (Thanks Dial!)
We encounter dangers on a daily basis. Some are easy to avoid - we'll pass on the money from the Prince of Nigeria - others are not. We'll assume you can handle a verbal attack from a crazy ex and an attack on your head following a ... continue reading
As guys, we don’t know the first thing about presenting a gift. We usually load up on Dollar Store gift bags, jam a few pieces of crumpled up tissue paper in there along with the gift and hand it over like we were some kindergartner offering up a piece of hand-painted macaroni art. With any of these Rapping Papers ... continue reading
We’re not here to knock Ziploc bags because they do serve a purpose – holding children’s Cheerios mainly – but if you’re going to spend some serious cash on a bit of organic matter (could be tea leaves or coffee beans but that’s probably not where your head is at) you’re going to want a better option. ... continue reading
We’ve all been there - had one too many Captain and Coke’s at the bar, hopped in a cab for a ride home and when the cabbie asked where to, we were already passed out in the backseat. What happened after that we don’t know but we woke up in a bush. The next time you go out grab one of these Dear Cab Driver ... continue reading
Unless companies change what they make laptop keyboards out of we will never come home from a day of work with dirt caked under our fingernails. Sometimes we are happy about that but often we end up staring at a Word document wishing we could do something more rugged for a living. You know, have a job that reeks ... continue reading
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