No one expects you to become the next Banksy but if you don’t stop toyin’ you’ll never go all city. Get in some more practice before you hit the subway station with the Suck UK Graffiti Train. The stark white surface is just begging to be defaced. It’s up to you whether you want to continue reading…
The next time you wake up wondering if it’s time to get up yet, you can thank Emily for convincing you to stay in bed a bit longer (while introducing you to a brand new position). Emily is of course your new wall mounted alarm clock. She’s got a classic beauty with a wood panel continue reading…
If you’re trying to capture your thoughts, whether it’s to write your memoirs or what you need to pick up at the hardware store later, it’s important to have a notepad that’s easy to write on so nothing interrupts your flow of thought. Postalco gets it and wants to ensure that your creative process and continue reading…
Your best friend now looks hilarious with his very own villain mustache. The Humunga Stache is a doggie chew toy that gives your dog an epic ’stache… which is great because there’s still time for him to help you fight cancer with a cool mustache.
If you already tried whizzing in your apple juice and your coworkers STILL won’t stop eating your lunch then you’re going to have to step up your efforts. MMMM Brains Zombie Lunch Bags coupled with zombie brain gelatin thrown on top of your actual lunch might just be unappetizing enough for that gluttonous SOB continue reading…
If you think you’re ready for a night of mischief, mayhem and soap then we can at least help you out with that last part. Vegan soap maker Dirty Ass Soaps created a custom handmade mold after the Fight Club logo so you can use it to pose as Tyler Durden. We suppose that perhaps continue reading…
You had us at Titanium Spork. The world’s mightiest (eating) tool just got mightier. The TAD Gear Folding Titanium Spork 2.0 is incredibly strong, lightweight and bends for no one (not even that kid from the Matrix). And if a titanium spork wasn’t enough for you jaded kids it also includes a bottle opener and continue reading…
There’s an unwritten code that guys can’t ask for directions or help with setting up their electronics. But as much as we hate to admit it, the innate ability to set up any devices is not actually hard wired into our DNA. That’s what’s so great about the Ambient Flurry Alarm Clock… there’s no Wifi continue reading…
If you’re like us (and most dudes) you just walk in your place, drop your wallet, keys, mail and acquired phone numbers on your counter and call it a night. But when you wake up hung-over at 3 in the afternoon wanting pizza, you’re stuck going through weeks (okay months) of crap you left laying continue reading…
You’re an adult now and it’s time to realize that Christmas isn’t just about getting cool sh*t, but about giving. And if you’re family is anything like ours, it’s also about fighting. That’s why this ornament from Suck UK fits the season perfectly. By purchasing a XMas Declarations Grenade Ornament you’re supporting Ctrl.Alt.Shift’s fight against continue reading…
