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Everything Bagel Pasta

What's your favorite kind of bagel? Plain? Sesame? Gluten-free cardboard? If you didn't answer "Everything," we're afraid we're going to have to disagree with you. If you are a fan of your bagel covered in a bit of everything, here is your new favorite pasta. Everything Bagel Fusili is infused with the flavors of poppy ... continue reading
$8 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Chopula Stainless Steel Spatula

There are plenty of jobs that require tools, but most tools have evolved past having a singular purpose. Here's a quick list off the top of our heads: multitools, drills, grilling spatulas, hammers, pliers, the list keeps going for a while. Cooking requires tools too, but unless you're throwing meat on the open flame--i.e. ... continue reading
$16 buy MORE: Cooking, Food, Home.
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STEAL: 15% Off Sitewide in the Cool Material Shop STEAL

We've been adding new items to our shop on a weekly basis for a while now, and this week is your chance to save on all of them. Head over to the shop, enter your email into the pop-up, and you'll save 15% off sitewide! Snag a new watch, pocket knife, machined pen, or any of the other goods that line our virtual shelves. Hurry up, sale ends Monday, Oct. 6. ... check it out
$5+ buy
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Mike’s Hot Honey

Sweet and spicy go together like Bill Murray and Wes Anderson movies. Unfortunately, not enough of our condiments combine the two. Luckily, Mike's Hot Honey gets where we are coming from and has decided to help us out. Made from honey, vinegar, and chiles, Mike's Hot Honey assaults your taste buds from all angles. ... continue reading
$8 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Death Star Lollipops

We don't have to explain to you why Death Star Lollipops are awesome. We can't recall the last time before right now that we actually wanted to consume a lollipop, but here we are wanting to consume the dark side. Each lollipop is handcrafted in two parts: the front is a proprietary blend of Isomalt, sugar and corn ... continue reading
$12 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Edible Chocolate Gears

Occasionally a product will pop up that makes us question the dude behind it. Sometimes we just don't know what was going through his or her mind when they decided, "Yeah, this vodka has to be blazing hot!" That's kinda how we feel with these chocolate gears. We have no idea why they were made, all we can say is we're ... continue reading
$43+ buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Brooklynese Kitchenware

Before the hipster invasion, Brooklynites were known for having a way of speaking that wasn't characterized by aloofness and cryptic irony. Those from Manhattan's little brother were known for a bit of an accent that seemingly had a hard time ending any word with an "r." As an ode to those fine folks, there are these ... continue reading
$11+ buy MORE: Coffee, Cooking, Food, Home.
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Star Spangled Spatula

You wouldn't spend $65 on this patriotic spatula?? What, do you hate America or something? Okay, frankly, we aren't looking to drop that kind of cash on a spatula either, but we have to admit that the design by Jacob Riley-Wasserman is pretty sweet. Made from stainless steel and American Walnut, the Star Spangled Spatula ... continue reading
$65 buy MORE: Cooking, Food, Home.
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Jeni’s Influenza Sorbet

Every single person has the flu right now. You can't walk into your office without hearing a cackle of sick voices, coughs, and mucus. If you start to feel yourself come down with it, pick up a pint of Influenza Sorbet from Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams. How can some sorbet help you get over your illness? Well, besides ... continue reading
$12 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Special Sh*t Seasoning

Bull Shit. Special Shit. Aw Shit. Good Shit. Hot Shit. Dip Shit. BBQ Shit? Until that last one, we could have just as easily been talking about terms of endearment thrown around during a football game as actual, honest to goodness food seasoning. Seriously. Each of those is a seasoning or a mix about/for (in the original ... continue reading
$9+ buy MORE: Cooking, Food, Home.
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Alps Bread Knives

Have you ever tried to cut a loaf of bread with something other than a bread knife? It's a freaking disaster. Even if you've sharpened your chef's knife, it's still like pushing down on a sponge; which is why we just eat whole loaves. If you're going to have a hard time cutting that mound of gluten anyway, might as ... continue reading
$76+ buy MORE: Food, Home, Knives.
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Spice Holder With Lid

Right now, we've got a wooden salt keeper on our kitchen counter and the rest of our spices on a rotating platform in a cabinet. And, while we use salt more than any other seasoning, it's annoying to always be digging out the smoked paprika and garlic powder. This Spice Holder from William Sonoma is a rustically masculine ... continue reading
$60 buy MORE: Cooking, Food, Home.
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Single Malt Chocolate Lollipops

We've been eating lollipops for far too long without getting hammered off them. Okay, well maybe not hammered, but our Tootsie Pops do have a severe lack of booze in them and that Dum Dum's mystery flavor has yet be "Tequila." Besides the dark chocolate in these Single Malt Chocolate Lollipops, they sport a solid kick ... continue reading
$14 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Vulcan’s Fire Salt

We've been seasoning and adding hot sauce to our dishes for far too long. We're suckers wasting our time with two steps when that process could be accomplished in one quick pinch of the fingers. Vulcan's Fire Salt is a tasty and hot salt that will change the way you add heat to your food. With an awesome flavor (thanks ... continue reading
$5 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Brooklyn Butcher Blocks Brickwork Board

Even though this cutting board looks like it was ripped from the siding of a brick building in Brooklyn, it happens to be a serious piece of kitchen equipment (hence the price tag). It's designed to minimize the amount of beef juice that accumulates in the knife marks you leave by having the grain run toward you. This ... continue reading
$300 buy MORE: Cooking, Food, Home.
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Empire Bacon Mayonnaise

Sure you could just have someone cut you open and slather your insides with a thin lard coating, but what's the fun in that? If we're going to be going heavy on some fat, we're going to enjoy the hell out of it. Namely, we'll be slathering a healthy serving of Empire Mayonnaise Company's Bacon Mayonnaise on our next ... continue reading
$9 buy MORE: Bacon, Food, Home.