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Empire Bacon Mayonnaise

Sure you could just have someone cut you open and slather your insides with a thin lard coating, but what's the fun in that? If we're going to be going heavy on some fat, we're going to enjoy the hell out of it. Namely, we'll be slathering a healthy serving of Empire Mayonnaise Company's Bacon Mayonnaise on our next ... continue reading
$9 buy MORE: Bacon, Food, Home.
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Instant Regret Peanut Butter

We'll say this right now, we've never ate peanut butter and regretted it. We've always been pleased with our decision to consume some. That said, Instant Regret Offensively Hot Peanut Butter is a whole other ballgame. Clocking in at a tongue-burning 12 million Scoville heat units, Instant Regret Peanut Butter is unlike ... continue reading
$12 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Nice Laundry Sock Drawer Makeover SPONSORED

After Nice Laundry launched their Spring/Summer 2014 collection, they sold out of things within 24 hours. Now that they're are back in stock, grab as much as you possibly can before they're long gone. Check out their "Sock Drawer Makeover", which is 18 pairs of fresh, high-quality socks for $99 with free shipping, a fraction of the price you'd pay elsewhere. Plus, they'll recycle all of your old socks for free--whether you're a Rebel or a Prepster, that's some Spring Cleaning you'll actually do this year. Cool Material readers can receive a special, limited-edition bonus pair with their first order. ... check it out
$99 buy
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Bourbon & Guinness Marshmallows

You could inject any food with liquor and we'd immediately want to eat it. Anchovy-flavored Brussels sprouts? Think I just puked a little. Anchovy-flavored Brussels sprouts with a whiskey glaze? Where's my plate? It just gets better when the food is already delicious on its own. These marshmallows are our new s'mores ... continue reading
$8 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Blueprint Placemats

We think most placemats are dumb. They're fine for fancy restaurants during those dinners you treat yourself (and someone special) to once or twice a year, but we generally don't use them at home because we: don't have McDonald's style trays we hate washing, have a quality table that can just be wiped off or we're ... continue reading
$29 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Cracker Jack’D

Do you long for the days when your old man would take you out to the ballgame and buy you some peanuts and Cracker Jacks? You'd tear into that sweet little box to get at the candy coated corn, but everyone knew what you were actually interested in--the toy. Well, if that's what you still want (hey, we can all be kids ... continue reading
$12+ buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Jojo’s Sriracha

For as much as we like to joke about hipsters and laugh at Portlandia, we do agree that the whole slow food movement is a good thing. You know what's also a good thing? Sriracha. So clearly, Jojo's Sriracha, which is made with locally sourced chili peppers and a whole lot of giving a fuck (Jolene from Jojo's words ... continue reading
$12 buy MORE: Food, Home, Sriracha.
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Original Jerky Gun Jr.

No, this is not the latest in office warfare technology, although if you want to use it for that, it will be ultra hilarious. The Original Jerky Gun Jr. helps you make delicious strips of beef jerky (which can or cannot be thrown at your coworkers). Complete with four stainless steel nozzles - a round 1/2" diameter ... continue reading
$27 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Chocolate Gaming Dice Set

Look, we get it. Rolling for critical hits is hard work. If your barbarian is going to be running around decapitating people and keeping their heads in a bag (true story) you're going to need some energy to keep those dice rolling. We can't think of a better way to do it than with these dark chocolate (60% cacao) dice. ... continue reading
$8 buy MORE: Food, Games, Home.
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Mini Guitar Skillet

There is absolutely nothing practical about this "mini guitar skillet." Normally, kitchenware is supposed to be practical, but we're going to make a special exception in the case of this 11" guitar skillet. Lodge makes this cast iron beauty in their Tennessee foundry and describes it as being perfect for biscuits, ... continue reading
$16 buy MORE: Cooking, Food, Home, Music.
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Ferris Deluxe Spice Rack

It's some odd law of physics that the spice you are looking for is always the last one you pick up and it's hidden behind three half full jars of cumin. Why you have three jars of cumin, we couldn't tell you. With the Ferris Deluxe Spice Rack, your spices will always be easily accessible. Designed like a Ferris wheel, ... continue reading
$TBD buy MORE: Cooking, Food, Home.
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Mannaise – Mayo For Men

Mayonnaise isn't inherently feminine. While it doesn't reach the manliest end of the condiment spectrum (the end filled with spicy mustard and hot sauce) it sure as hell isn't hummus. That being said, it could use a boost in testosterone, and that's where Mannaise comes in. To beef up some standard mayo, the guys ... continue reading
$20 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Fridge Locker

Roommates are the absolute worst. Anybody who says they like their roommate is a flat out liar. Either that, or you just moved in together. Give it a couple of months and you'll realize they're a slob with awful taste in music and a penchant for eating your food and drinking your good beer. Assholes. We can't help ... continue reading
$20 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Ace of Skulls Appetizer Plates

We can't think of any good reason why you need to own a set of four appetizer plates. And with that said, we just bought our own set of these because we can think of a ton of reasons why we want them. They'll make great snack trays for poker nights. They'll look ominously cool with sausage and cheese (charcuterie ... continue reading
$36 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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Hipster Dust

No, this is not like fairy dust where you sprinkle a little on someone's head and all of a sudden they have an affinity for thick rimmed glasses and urban farming. Hipster Dust is a magical spice mixture that transforms your food into something far more delicious and perhaps just a tad pretentious. The coolest thing ... continue reading
$5 buy MORE: Food, Home.
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All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup

Let's be honest, sometimes that morning coffee doesn't quite cut it. You go a few cups deep before you are ready to tackle even the smallest of tasks like showering or standing up. For mornings like those, top your Eggos with some All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup. Packed with 84mg of caffeine per serving (to give ... continue reading
$13 buy MORE: Food, Home.