Defusable Alarm Clock

Defusable Alarm Clock

Are you the type of guy that sleeps lightly and wakes up at the sound of a pin drop? In college, we loved being the guy that could sleep through anything, but now that we have responsibilities and a job to get to it kind of sucks. We need an alarm clock that makes absolutely sure...

Beckett Simonon's Nolan Brogue Boots

Beckett Simonon's Nolan Brogue Boots

Handmade in a small factory in Portugal out of full grain Italian calfskin leather, the Nolan Brogue Boots from Beckett Simonon are a piece of everyday luxury. Not only does the timeless style allow the boots to work in both formal and casual settings, but their build, which is highlighted by a high-quality rubber sole perfect for any weather or terrain, allows them to last for generations. Oh, and that stunning leather? It’s finished by hand with shea butter and natural carnauba wax and will only look better with age. Each pair is made-to-order so Beckett Simonon can pass savings on to you.

Boombox Pillow Setplay

Boombox Pillow Set

If you need dead quiet to get some shut-eye, this is probably not the pillow set you want to toss on your queen-size. If you miss the days of jamming #2 pencils into cassette tapes and watching the levels bounce with the beat of Ice Ice Baby, then this Boombox Pillow Set availab...

It's Alive Bedding

It's Alive Bedding

Do you hate getting laid? Then this is the bed for you. Okay, that's not the best sales pitch in the world, but you've got to be prepared to scare a few ladies off when you bring 'em up to your room and you've got these sheets on your mattress (or at least have a really large co...

Burning Car Candle

Burning Car Candle

We consider ourselves to be level headed people, but even we want to put a fist through a wall every once in a while. Something happens and it's just one of those days feelin' like a freight train. Creating fire is normally a calming application of those explosive tendencies, but...

Menswear Trays

Menswear Trays

Vintage men's grooming accessories immediately bring to mind things like barbershops, hot shaves and straight razors. You know, the tatted up guy in the rolled up sleeves with the sweet mustache you wish you could grow wielding a straight razor with surgical precision. Old combs ...

Bandai Gun O'clock Alarm Clock

Bandai Gun O'clock Alarm Clock

The single worst moment in any given day isn't when you actually stroll into the office or get into line for your ridiculously big espresso, it's the moment the alarm clock goes off for the first time in the morning. Waking up in the morning is at least ten times more difficult t...

Poppy Playground Sheets

Poppy Playground Sheets

Yes, we know what you're thinking, and yes, we thought it too. Sheets? Poppy Playground? What in the hell are those doing on Cool Material? But then we looked closer. The poppy flowers that you most certainly notice at first glance are actually a playground for a ridiculous amoun...

Bang & Olufsen BeoTime Alarm Clock

Bang & Olufsen BeoTime Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning (presumably to go slave away for the man for 8hrs) sucks. It's not a fun experience and having a twenty dollar alarm clock with an alarm that sounds like a combination of nails on a chalkboard and a car wreck doesn't make it any better. Really, do you wan...

Urban Style Pillows

Urban Style Pillows

There is a chance that if you live in the city you may only be able to fit one of these pillows on your bed.  In NYC a closet is pricey and your bed may leave your feet hanging off the edge every night like you came home drunk and randomly belly-flopped down.  That being said,...

Sewer and Manhole Cover Pillows

Sewer and Manhole Cover Pillows

Sewer and manhole covers get a bad rap. Yeah, they're generally gross and disgusting, but they also serve as a barrier between all the shit below (literally) and you. It should go without saying, but also Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. While traveling, one ingenious couple photogr...

The Utilitarian Franchise Pillows

The Utilitarian Franchise Pillows

Pillows are not the domain of man. It doesn't have an aspect ratio, a measurement 42 inches or greater, a cup size or a discernible taste (we don't frequently consume pillows so we can't confirm this), so we normally wouldn't care. apparently there's a first time for everything t...

Wayfarer Pillowcase Set

Wayfarer Pillowcase Set

It’s a safe bet that anything that was once popular will at some point in time become popular again.  Even trends from the 80’s - a decade that gave us freakin' zebra pants – can be seen on the streets now.  Two things that have enjoyed a resurgence as of late are Wayfare...

Urban Outfitters Good Nite Pillowcase Set

Urban Outfitters Good Nite Pillowcase Set

Let us guess.  You have two pillows.  They're covered with pillowcases that, well, let's just say they started white.  These pillowcases are washed intermittently at best, and when you do take them off, you see that your pillow has in fact recorded all your drool spots with gr...

Aged Steel Panel Bed

Aged Steel Panel Bed

Home furnishing isn't high up on the list of priorities for most guys.  We understand it may not occur to you it's time to replace the saggy futon you snagged off Craigslist/your college roommate/the side of the road that now has the softness of packed sandbags.  But having a s...

Snurk Bedding

Snurk Bedding

We really don't see the point in making the bed—we're just going to mess it up again in a few hours... maybe sooner if we're lucky. Snurk Bedding takes a snarky approach to that pristinely clean bed sheet look by tossing some laundry on top to keep things interesting. Available...