Chain Link Key Chain

Chain Link Key Chain

Key chains are boring. There, we said it. Somewhere along the way, key chains became more than just chains. They became gigantic, round split rings attached to faux mountain climbing apparatus, and we don’t like it. The Chain Link Key Chain is just that—a few nickel-plated st...

Great Sleep Starts With Brooklinen Sheets

Great Sleep Starts With Brooklinen Sheets

Great sleep starts with great sheets. That’s why our friends at Brooklinen have crafted a set of sheets that will make your whole bed feel like the cool side of the pillow. They’re a team of sheet experts that cut out the middleman and put their products through a rigorous R&D process to ensure the optimal balance of quality, comfort, and affordability. You can mix and match their sheets to make your bed look as good as it feels. Plus, as a Cool Material reader, you can get $15 off your first purchase with code COOLMATERIAL.

Ninja Knife Magnets

Ninja Knife Magnets

If you have something very important to tell someone in your house or office, it’s best to get to the point. Keep it short and sweet then hang it on the fridge or whiteboard with a 3.5” long Ninja Knife Magnet made of ABS plastic. If you happen to find yourself frequently mis...

Gangster Wrap

Gangster Wrap

There really isn't a manly wrapping paper choice out there. The closest you could come to something that doesn't look like it should be scented with potpourri is covering your gift in the comics from the newspaper. Problem is, that looks exceedingly cheap and, frankly, some tis...

Aluminum Jigger Cube

Aluminum Jigger Cube

Good bartenders swear by proper measurements. We’re normally content just mixing drinks by feel, but that’s probably why they never taste as good as the drinks we order in the pseudo-speakeasy we frequent. This Jigger Aluminum Cube takes all the effort out of precise measurem...

Tattoo It Yourself Cards

Tattoo It Yourself Cards

As guys, we have a hard enough time picking out a gift that's not something we discretely want for ourselves let alone a card that displays our "emotions." Instead of giving some canned card with a generic message whip out some of those arts-and-crafts skills you acquired back i...

Shop Father's Day

Shop Father's Day

If you don't have the reminders on your phone set for at least 2 weeks out - or your Mom hasn't called you to remind you yet - you probably don't have a Father's Day gift for your old man yet. You're not in the danger zone yet, but crunch time is quickly approaching. Rather than ...

Father's Day - Not The Worst Card

Father's Day - Not The Worst Card

SPOILER ALERT:  Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.  Okay, that might be the most unnecessary spoiler alert ever (aside from ruining the ending of Titanic) but chopping off your son's hand, leaving him for dead and attempting to convert him to evil is not going to win you ...

Black Book Additions

Black Book Additions

Any Black Book worth it's salt is updated on a continual basis and ours is no different. Instead of adding phone numbers or debts, we're adding web addresses and places to shop. Check out The Black Book to see the newest additions to the greatest men's shopping directory on the w...

Rapping Paper

Rapping Paper

As guys, we don’t know the first thing about presenting a gift.  We usually load up on Dollar Store gift bags, jam a few pieces of crumpled up tissue paper in there along with the gift and hand it over like we were some kindergartner offering up a piece of hand-painted macaron...

Happy Steak and BJ Day

Happy Steak and BJ Day

Here’s a little secret:  No guy likes Valentine’s Day.  Some will say they think it’s sweet or they like to show their wife/girlfriend how much they mean, well you know what – bullshit.  With all the stress we put on ourselves to do something romantic, we’re pretty s...

Icon Cards

Icon Cards

“Icon” is not a term we toss around lightly.  To get labeled as such you’re going to have to have an edge about you, a standout-ness.  That’s why, while there are many kick-ass dudes we admire, there are few “icons.”  The three pictured on these Icon Cards from Oi ...

2011 Moleskine Desk Calendar

2011 Moleskine Desk Calendar

Moleskine is getting to the point that it's the ubiquitous notebook. The Scotch tape or Kleenex of the written word world. We're fine with that, but we need constant visible reminders about the important things happening today because we can't be bothered to take said ubiquitous ...

Douchebag Citation

Douchebag Citation

We all know them, and unfortunately we all encounter them on an all-too-frequent basis. Douchebags.  No, not literal douchebags...if you're encountering the actual feminine hygiene product frequently, you are either a gynecologist or a creep. We're talking about the turds t...

Rhoda Perdition Greeting Cards

Rhoda Perdition Greeting Cards

Rhoda Perdition makes greeting cards. And puns. They get away with it because their puns are backed up with art reminiscent of some combination of Tank Girl and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Fortunately for you, Rhoda Perdition Greeting Cards are now available through Etsy. The traditi...