Gifts

Gangster-Wrap

There really isn’t a manly wrapping paper choice out there. The closest you could come to something that doesn’t look like it should be scented with potpourri is covering your gift in the comics from the…

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As guys, we have a hard enough time picking out a gift that’s not something we discretely want for ourselves let alone a card that displays our “emotions.” Instead of giving some canned card with a…

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If you don’t have the reminders on your phone set for at least 2 weeks out – or your Mom hasn’t called you to remind you yet – you probably don’t have a Father’s Day…

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SPOILER ALERT:  Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father.  Okay, that might be the most unnecessary spoiler alert ever (aside from ruining the ending of Titanic) but chopping off your son’s hand, leaving him for dead and…

black-book

Any Black Book worth it’s salt is updated on a continual basis and ours is no different. Instead of adding phone numbers or debts, we’re adding web addresses and places to shop. Check out The…

rapping-paper

As guys, we don’t know the first thing about presenting a gift.  We usually load up on Dollar Store gift bags, jam a few pieces of crumpled up tissue paper in there along with the…

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Here’s a little secret:  No guy likes Valentine’s Day.  Some will say they think it’s sweet or they like to show their wife/girlfriend how much they mean, well you know what – bullshit.  With all…

oi-polloi-cards

“Icon” is not a term we toss around lightly.  To get labeled as such you’re going to have to have an edge about you, a standout-ness.  That’s why, while there are many kick-ass dudes we…

Douchebag Citation

We all know them, and unfortunately we all encounter them on an all-too-frequent basis. Douchebags.  No, not literal douchebags…if you’re encountering the actual feminine hygiene product frequently, you are either a gynecologist or a creep. We’re talking about the turds…

Rhoda Perdition

Rhoda Perdition makes greeting cards. And puns. They get away with it because their puns are backed up with art reminiscent of some combination of Tank Girl and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Fortunately for you,…

Robocop-Valentines

Sometimes it’s hard for us tough guys to express our feelings, especially on mushy holidays like Valentine’s Day. But even under the cold, metallic exterior of Robocop beats a warm heart. The message is simple,…

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Valentine’s Day is the ultimate Hallmark holiday. We don’t know much about good ol’ St. Valentine, but we’re pretty sure giant red hearts, boxes of candy and sexy underwear wasn’t what he was all about.…

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Ecards are getting kind of played out. Yeah, sure they’re free, but it’s nice to have the option of sending something tangible. PigSpigot offers a wide collection of cards you won’t see at the Hallmark…

slat-rack

Hang just about anything off of the Slat Rack. There’s no real rhyme or reason to its design at first glance, but you’ll find that it’s great for quickly storing everything from jackets, hats, bags,…

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Oh crap. It’s her birthday and you forgot… again. And now you only have time for an e-card and she hates how impersonal those are. Dude, don’t get caught off guard again… sign up for…