Even if you finished your holiday shopping, did you even think about cards yet? Don't get stuck with the leftovers at Hallmark again this year, say what you really mean with the new holiday cards from Calligraphuck. Finally wish that special someone a Merry Fucking Christmas or a Happy Fucking Holiday like you've always wanted to. These cards express your feelings so much more gracefully directly than the ones at any card store that are already starting to miss envelopes (seriously, who is stealing random envelopes?). Anyway, happy yuletide, bitches.
We're going to be honest, the holidays are a bit of a competition. Deep down, everyone wants the gifts they give to be the best. Need some help with that? Here you go. These are our picks for the absolute best gifts to give (or, who are we kidding, buy for yourself) this holiday season. From awesome stocking stuffers ... continue reading
You probably already know the benefits of using whiskey stones instead of ice in your drink. Basically, they cool your drink without watering it down so you get all the flavor you expect at a bit more pleasant temperature. With these Icon Whiskey Stones, you can add a bit more fun to your boozing experience. Available ... continue reading
Notebooks come in handy for all kinds of things—like making to-do lists or remembering brilliant ideas—but they’re also convenient for jotting down phone numbers. Sometimes it’s just a lot quicker and easier to pull out a notebook then to fumble with your phone. But instead of jotting down numbers the margins ... continue reading
We’ve partnered with the guys over at Huckberry to put together a sale filled with awesome stuff. The brands we selected all produce cool products and gear, obviously, but they’re as committed to producing excellence in product form as we are to reporting about it. They’re the physical “cool material” equivalent ... continue reading
Getting something you were already probably going to buy, at a discount, is never a bad thing and that’s why we love daily deal sites. But honestly, we don’t check them all anymore. We love sneakers and ties and wallets as much as the next guy, but even we have a limit. Huckberry is the exception. We’ve partnered ... continue reading
Bullets are the manly equivalent of the bird. As in, put a bullet on it. Immediately cool. Better yet, put a bunch of bullets on it. Short of firing it out of a weapon, there aren’t too many other ways you could possibly have gun related paraphernalia on this pen. Bolt action to release and retract and the pen. Rifle ... continue reading
Any (or all) of these could be true: Your dad explained screwdrivers to you using some easy to remember saying about a girl named Lucy. He taught you how to ride a bike and how to drive a car. Showed you how to throw a ball. Made mustaches look cool. Helped you design and create a ridiculous shelving system for your ... continue reading
Now that 4/20 has passed, that little pothead in your life may be feeling a bit down. The bong won't be broken out with such fanfare for another year, and all that dirty water has begun to mix with salty tears. If you want to cheer him up and get him back to his giggling self, hand him a cake (or special brownie) ... continue reading
Every man needs a quality flask. If you haven’t stood up in a wedding recently, you probably need to replace the one you lost after you emptied it last *insert public drinking holiday/sporting event here.* Just so you don’t get confused about how to operate this thing when the five ounces start running low, there’s ... continue reading
Incorporating some skulls into your décor and wardrobe can be risky. Done right, it adds a hint of danger, manliness and a “Don’t F with me” attitude to your life. Overdone, however, and suddenly you’re the guy who hangs out in cemeteries at night writing dark poetry and concocting spells. So, while we wouldn’t ... continue reading
Some of the greatest creative minds in the world can credit some of their success to a little inhaled inspiration—including Stephen King, Tarantino, and pretty much every musician ever. It’s pretty well known that there’s a link between creativity and cannabis, but unfortunately the same can be said about short ... continue reading
Concrete is cool. Coasters are just good manners. Combining the two is obvious, but this particular coaster goes one step further because the cement has enough non-toxic recycled ash in it to make the coaster water absorbent. Most coasters prevent your cold one from leaving a ring (that’s kind of the point), but ... continue reading
Key chains are boring. There, we said it. Somewhere along the way, key chains became more than just chains. They became gigantic, round split rings attached to faux mountain climbing apparatus, and we don’t like it. The Chain Link Key Chain is just that—a few nickel-plated steel links connected together to look ... continue reading
If you have something very important to tell someone in your house or office, it’s best to get to the point. Keep it short and sweet then hang it on the fridge or whiteboard with a 3.5” long Ninja Knife Magnet made of ABS plastic. If you happen to find yourself frequently misplacing your keys you can also attach ... continue reading
There really isn't a manly wrapping paper choice out there. The closest you could come to something that doesn't look like it should be scented with potpourri is covering your gift in the comics from the newspaper. Problem is, that looks exceedingly cheap and, frankly, some tissue paper and a gift bag is far easier ... continue reading
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