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Women know how to buy cards.  They do it well, putting time and effort into finding the perfect message.  When a guy buys a card, it’s a lot like a round of Pin the Tail on the Donkey.  We wander around aimlessly, cross our fingers that we’re in the vicinity of a good choice, and more often than not, end up settling on the completely wrong wall.  So, if we’re going to bomb, why not go down in flames with Wrongcards.  Each Wrongcard e-card comes with a delightful little message that is sure to garner quite the reaction. (Warning:  The reaction will be better if they have a sense of humor and not a weapon.)  Like, who hasn’t wanted to warn new parents that some babies grow up to be mass murderers and that the world is already overpopulated?  Adorable.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.