Women know how to buy cards. They do it well, putting time and effort into finding the perfect message. When a guy buys a card, it’s a lot like a round of Pin the Tail on the Donkey. We wander around aimlessly, cross our fingers that we’re in the vicinity of a good choice, and more often than not, end up settling on the completely wrong wall. So, if we’re going to bomb, why not go down in flames with Wrongcards. Each Wrongcard e-card comes with a delightful little message that is sure to garner quite the reaction. (Warning: The reaction will be better if they have a sense of humor and not a weapon.) Like, who hasn’t wanted to warn new parents that some babies grow up to be mass murderers and that the world is already overpopulated? Adorable.