How to Beat Up Anything

If the internet is good for anything, it's giving you skills that you'll never use (because you spend so much time on the internet). However, unlike that entirely, How To Beat Up Anything, a highly useful guide to beating up ANYTHING, even teaches you how to best some foes you may not consider like a guy helping a scared kitten out of a tree, or maybe someone you didn't think you could beat up, like Batman.