While we can’t guarantee it won’t jab your thigh like a blind nurse giving shots, we can confirm the Hooked Keychain from Miansai is one of the coolest keychains we’ve ever seen.  The key holster features a simple screw-on top that keeps your keys and various supermarket discount cards from sliding off the end. It’s available in sterling silver or 10k gold if you’ve been looking for a ludicrous way to drop fifteen hundred dollars and should fit most standard keys. It’s awesome enough that we don’t mind the fact it doesn’t have a bottle opener attached like all of our other keychains.