Inkless Metal Pen

We all know that the fastest way to improve anything is with bacon – or steel. Since writing with bacon just wastes good bacon steel was used when Grand Illusions took on a project of NASA proportions and reinvented the pen. The Inkless Metal Pen is a whole different animal because it doesn’t write with ink, it writes with more metal. Not only does it write in space, in a vacuum, on a plane (don’t tell the TSA we sent you), and on a train – it doubles as a weapon.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.