Gerber Microbrew LED Bottle Opener | Cool Material
Gerber Microbrew LED Bottle Opener

Gerber Microbrew LED Bottle Opener

It’s happened one too many times. We’re at a tailgate or out camping, dusk falls, the light fades, we head to the cooler for another beer, feel around for a bottle, grab one, open it, and take a nice swig of… diet cream soda. First of all, whoever thought to bring diet cream soda should be fed to the wolves, but secondly, how can this tragedy be avoided? Gerber knows: a bottle opener with a bright little LED light. Made from durable steel and featuring a light in either white or covert-ops red, it will illuminate the diet cream soda impostors and your friend Ted, who had too many and decided to use his shoes as a pillow and pass out on the ground.

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