Fuck-the-Rain-Umbrella

Man, fuck that chick you dated over the summer… that one who always wanted to drag you out in the rain and catch water on her tongue and pretend you were in some kind of crappy romantic comedy. Fuck her and you know what else? Fuck the rain! Designed by Anton Schnaider, the Fuck the Rain umbrella features a carabineer handle.

NutSac-CM-IF2-5-21

Tired of stuffing your pockets with gear? Don’t want to carry a bulky backpack everyday? With a NutSac bag, you can keep your all everyday carry essentials within arm’s reach without the extra bulk. Made in the USA with high-quality materials like waxed canvas and full grain leather, every one of the “NutSacs” in the collection is built to be beaten up and guaranteed for life. With different sizes based on your individual carrying needs, there’s at least one simple, comfortable and rugged bag that fits like a glove.