grenade-notebook

Upgrade your handwritten arsenal with a notebook that’s just as much grenade as it is writing utensil. Made of PVC, paper and metal – and clocking in at 5.1 x 3.1 x 0.55″ – the three dimensional notebook is filled with gridded pages to keep track of all of your dastardly plans. There’s also a pin (non-functional, of course) to hang keys, pens or anything else you might need to creatively diffuse a situation.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.