grenade-notebook

Upgrade your handwritten arsenal with a notebook that’s just as much grenade as it is writing utensil. Made of PVC, paper and metal – and clocking in at 5.1 x 3.1 x 0.55″ – the three dimensional notebook is filled with gridded pages to keep track of all of your dastardly plans. There’s also a pin (non-functional, of course) to hang keys, pens or anything else you might need to creatively diffuse a situation.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.